Danile the Negative
Nobody wants him on their team.
0Kills
9Deaths
Danile
Speaking
Time until Danile's first kill
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000%
Estimate based on his aim. Check back never.
Scoreboard
- K/D
- 0.00. It can't go lower, we checked
- Strategy
- Sprint at the enemy squad. That is the whole plan
- Gulag record
- Lost. Lost the rematch too
- Time on mic
- Nonstop
- Callouts that helped
- 0
- Armor plates worn
- Irrelevant. He's dead before they matter
- Lobby approval
- 0%
- Votes to kick
- 9 to 0, passed
- Teammates who'd carry him
- None, and they said it fast
Loadout
- PrimaryHis micAlways on. Zero kills attributed to it.
- SecondarySprintPointed at the enemy squad, every time.
- PerkGhostDoes nothing. He is very loud.
- LethalFrag grenadeHas only ever killed him.
Skill rating
Get him a kill
Shoot the enemies. Don't shoot his teammates. Good luck with the first part.
Kills: 0. Teamkills: 0. Shots: 0. Accuracy: 0%.
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Teammate reviews
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★☆☆☆☆
"He narrated his own death for ninety seconds. We heard all of it."
Squad leader
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★☆☆☆☆
"Ran at a full squad alone. Every single time. I stopped trying to understand it."
Teammate
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★☆☆☆☆
"I asked him to be quiet so I could hear footsteps. He kept talking. The footsteps killed us."
Teammate
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★☆☆☆☆
"0 kills. I checked the scoreboard twice because I thought it was bugged."
Teammate
Lobby chat
- salt danile you've been talking for 20 minutes. do something else
- rook he's running at the whole squad again
- mav 0 kills. zero. i'm not joking
- pyro someone mute him
- salt he's dead. still talking